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PostSubject: Surviving the FAYZ   Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:05 pm

  1. No adults means no doctors: so it’s still not okay to run with scissors.
  2. The pedal on the right is for gas, the one on the left is the brake.
  3. The seat belt is for when you forget #2.
  4. When attempting to remove your own braces, needle-nose pliers work better than a hammer and chisel.
  5. 15 is the new 50.
  6. When you wake up screaming from a nightmare, there will be no one to tuck you back in. So try not to wake up screaming.
  7. You can eat whatever you want. Until the food runs out. Then the cat’s going to start looking tasty.
  8. Remember what you learned in sex ed class about prevention. That’s not a question, that’s a strong suggestion.
  9. When your little brother is driving a car, you’re really going to want to look both ways before crossing the street.
  10. Bullies are bad. Bullies when there are no adults around are worse. And bullies with their parents’ guns are the absolute worst.
  11. Carnivorous worms should not be kept as pets.
  12. You know how it seems like there’s a fast food restaurant on every corner? You don’t have that problem in the FAYZ (Fallout Alley Youth Zone).
  13. With mutant powers comes mutant responsibility.
  14. Sure a nine year-old can drink a single-malt Scotch, but can he really appreciate it?
  15. Hey, in some cultures it’s perfectly okay to eat dog.
  16. Rat: It’s not just for breakfast any more.
  17. It’s true that telling the difference between lies and truth can be a matter of life or death.
  18. It is true that if you don’t work in the FAYZ you don’t eat. And sometimes not even then.
  19. Floss daily. It doesn't really help with plague, but it keeps your gums healthy.
  20. After the first hundred times you cough it's okay to stop saying "excuse me."
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:48 am

Nice. This made me laugh. It's hard to find good humour in the FAYZ.
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:01 am

LOL i love this! its soo funny!¬ my favourite has to be :When you wake up screaming from a nightmare, there will be no one to tuck you back in. So try not to wake up screaming. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:35 am

Lol yeah it is a good rule. Has a point too =)) Try waking up, and attempting not to scream when you see Caine next to you XD
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:01 pm

LOl that must be a great challenge!
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:29 pm

Trust me. It was.
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:43 pm

lol Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:14 am

You'd scream. And it'd have to be quietly. One time I woke up and screamed, then he freaked out and pushed me right up against a wall with his power.
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:07 pm

nice!
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:30 pm

Not nice. He actually broke my nose.
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:07 pm

oooohhh ouch Smile well would you believe we dated for a whlile before coates? i dumped him because he was just to annoying to bare
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:20 am

Yeah, he is annoying, but he was a good person to protect, especially with his new power. I think he really believed that I started to like him when he had some measure of control over people.
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:41 pm

yeah. i set him straight when i met him. i completely ignored him half the time and made him EARN me.
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:06 am

Lol he was never set straight. He earned me too, I didn't just say "Look here, you can have me! We'll go fuck each other all the time and have little MONSTER BABIES!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:56 pm

LOLOL
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:51 pm

Lol well I didn't!
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:00 pm

HEHEHEHE Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:57 pm

LOL!¬
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:06 pm

pervert Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:24 am

HOW SO?!
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:25 pm

you just are --__-- Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:55 am

Hey! Give me one example!! ^_^
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:33 pm

Your looking at me Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:05 am

And HOW does THAT make me perverted?!!??!
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PostSubject: Re: Surviving the FAYZ   Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:21 pm

Because it just does!! Very Happy
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